OH MY GOD.
I AM DEAD
Daniel Radcliffe has become a way more interesting person than Harry Potter.
turn down for your friends and family who care about you and don’t want to see you go down the wrong path
Jackie Chan trains his stuntmen and pays their medical bills out of pocket.
Mark Wahlberg, a high school dropout, got his diploma at the age of 42 to set an example for his kids.
If you win something on “The Price is Right,” you can’t leave the studio with your winnings until you pay the…
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
Lol this is me and my sister completely
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
|—||A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mukoros)|
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Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
*plays with tie nervously at job interview*
"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."
"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"